• me:[gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat:[makes a tiny cat noise]
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dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

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ps4official:

i was on the phone with my friend and i said “HECK YOU” really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets really angry he whispers “heck” under his breath

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weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

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