whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

How about thank you

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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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drake & josh

  • season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

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everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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