I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative
How about thank you
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.